never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
when you get your blanket out of the dryer
is that gay porn
no it’s somebody after they get their blanket out of the dryer
Question #1: When did Shia LaBeouf turn into an eccentric lumberjack?
Question #2: When did I start being attracted to Shia LaBeouf?
Uh, so I switched over to SMC, but the south park subtitles stayed….
In case anyone was wondering, it did, in fact, continue.
People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway
makin’ my way dOWNTO—-
MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN
not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean
step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows
step 2. somehow get upwind
step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free
step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows
step 5. ?????????
step 6. profit
MY TOP 10 FAVORITE ANSWERS FROM PAUL IN TODAYS TWITTER
Q&A - This man will be the death of me, I swear.
I know we can’t slow down, we can’t hold back
Though you know, we wish we could
Oh no, there ain’t no rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good